The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
The wite rat has this frend Jeter Harris hoo sent him a Yankee cap and a catnip sigar and other good stuff for his berthday. The wite rat is always going, "Jeter Harris this..." and "Jeter Harris that...". Sheesh. The wite rat lended the cap to Rocky becuz Rock was a littul self-conshus with thoze stoopid horn implants. Then win I saw how good and manly it lookt on Rocky, I borrode it and got my pikchur taken.Labels: baseball, derek jeter, jeter harris, wite rat
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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