Took the Eff Trayne.....

My good frend Kismet invited me to take the Eff-Trayne to vizit him in Brooklin, ware he and Sophie live. I'm not imberrust to say that the Eff-Trayne is probly called that becuz it is Eff-in' scary. It is vary vary vary vary lowd. I thot my eardrums wood ixplode. And yoo have to go undergrownd to find it. It's like this ginormous LOWD steel gopher that tunnuls thru the grownd at a millyun miles an howr.

They make yoo pay munney to ride on the Eff-Trayne, but sinse I'm on the lam, I don't have many munneys to spare, so I jumped the gate. Sinse I alreddy have a prizzin rekerd, what duz it matter? Heer I am pozing in frunt of the gate I jumped. Win yoo jump the gate, yoo don't have to pay munneys to ride the trayne. This is just one of the many things I lernt in prizzin.

Once I jumped the gate, I had to go underneeth the grownd to the hole the Eff-Trayne goze thru to git to Brooklin. It is vary stinky under the grownd and thare are vary many lowd peepul hoo all talk funny. The sine sed "Subway" but I didn't see any sanwiches, and I cooda gone for a nice ham sanwich cuz I was pritty hungry. My tale got stept on TWICE and the peepul didn't even say, "I'm sorry" or "exkyooze me."

It took a big leep of faith to klime onto the Eff-Trayne, but I knew Kismet was waiting for me, so I swallowed my feer and jumped abord. This is what I looked like wile I was waiting for the Eff-Trayne to run over me:

Win I got to Kismet's stop, I klimed owt, and his apartmint was RITE THARE! Sinse I'd bin breething in all that stinky air for so long, Kismet invited me to the jungle owtside his howse to kleer my nostrils. It was pritty fun. Heer we are --- I think this is a funny pikcher cuz it shoze how humungous Kismet's booty is:

As yoo can see, he definitely IS a BIG MAN CAT!!!! I was imprest. Sophie duzn't git to go owtside, so it was just the 2 of us guys, hangin' owt. (Wich was kinda too bad, cuz Sophie is reely a looker, but don't tell Kaze.) It was vary fun and vary relaxing. I cood not BEELEEVE how much grass Kismet eets! It's like he can't git enuf of it. He just eats and eats and eats it. Then we wint bak in the apartmint and blew chunks. After that, I was axed to leeve.

Took the Eff Trayne.....

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CHALLINJE UPDATE

I have purchist anuther froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe to ware for the challinje. I pade a bunch extra so that the man in the bloo shorts wood drive reel fast to git it heer sooner. So it shood be heer in a few days and I'll have the food ladey take the boodwahr foto then.

But sinse I pade all that munney for a froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe that I'll only ware wunse, I was trying to figyur owt whut to do with it wunse the pikchur is taken. Then it occurd to me: Skeezy's frend Kismet wood look GRATE waring that froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe. So, I have challenjd Kismet to poze for a foto in it.

If he aksepts the challinge, I will ship him the stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe and he can have his pikchur taken in it (if the camra he peed on is fixed by then). If he has the foto taken, I will donayte the following:

• $20 to kittykind.org (or the animul reskyoo groop of Kismet's choozing)
• $10 to Brandi's mom
• $10 to Oreo's mom
• $10 to Libby Marie for vet bills.

I offishully throw down the gawntlitt to yoo, Kismet. It takes a BIG big man cat to ware a stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe!

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