FUND-RAZING AUCTION HAS ENDED!!!!

HIGH BID: $150 frum Merlin and the Poiland Tribe!

Donayshuns still being aksepted --- see deetales below on whut yoo can git with yer donayshun!

UPDATE! Bidding too high for yoo? Yoo can still pledge a donayshun in the comments feeld, and I'll send yoo the Paypal info. The ferst five donayshuns of $30 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (not sold in stores). Anywun hoo pledges $100 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and thare choice of eether a Skeezix the Cat 2007 Wall Kalinder or a majik morfing Skeezix mug.

UPDATE! The wite rat will donate a majik morfing Skeezix Mug to the high bidder!

So, the high bidder gits the following:

• Sissy Pink Robe with Kismet, Mao and Rocky's smell on it
• A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
• A majik morfing Skeezix mug
• An awtografft pikchur of my boodwahr shot

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Most of yoo know that Brandi's mom's unemploymint runs owt this munth: and after that, NUTHING! Things are vary scary for them. So, as promist, I am going to auction off my sissy pink satin boodwahr robe and give the proseeds to Brandi's mom. This is the vary same fame-us robe that I pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS BOTH MY SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it, Ladeez!!!!

And me and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder!

The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

TERMS OF THE AUCTION:

• Bids will be aksepted ONLY in the comments feeld of this post.
• Bids will be aksepted until midnite PST on JANUARY 15th.
• Minimum bid: $10
• Payment will only be aksepted by Paypal, since time is of the essinse.

HOW TO BID:

• Enter yer bid in the comments for this post. MAKE SURE YOO ADD A LINK TO YER BLOG or CATSTER ID, or provide sum way for me to kontakt yoo at the end of the auction.
• Yoo can bid as many times as yoo like.
• If yoo are the winning bidder, yoo must pay up within 24 howrs of the end of the auction.
• If yoo don't pay up within 24 howrs, the 2nd place bidder wins the auction.

The money razed will be sent via USPS overnite to Brandi's mom.

If yoo don't wunt to wate until the end of the auction to help owt Brandi's mom, yoo can help owt heer.

PS: I still have to send owt my sined fotos to the cats hoo challinged me. I'm sorry I'm late -- Krissmiss got in the way!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/fund-razing-auction-most-of-yoo-know.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

Yes ladeez, I know I look HOT in this foto, but it duz not begin to konvay how truly undignifide and hyoomiliyatid I felt, and HOW MUCH I FREEKIN HATED WARING THIS FAIRY OWTFIT!!!!! Yoo can barely see it, but the wite rat lended me wun of his speshul fancy collars -- this is the pink "bow" collar with the dimunds on it. It was hard to pik owt wich sissy collar to ware becuz thare all so sissy: 1) His pink perl collar from Rosie and Cheeseballs (a littul tite on me) and 2) his pink tinkerbell collar frum Rue Rue with the fether boa fethers, were also kontenders. But the wite rat thot the dimunds wood werk best aginst the satin and fethers on the robe. (No, Jeter Harris, the Yankee's cap wuz never an opshun.)

Then we added a cuppul of the wite rat's pink fether boas frum his boa kollekshun to make it a reel boodwahr foto.

For thoze of yoo hoo don't know whut this is all abowt, this ansers a challinje frum Grr, Midnight and Cocoa's warped lady hoo will donate $10 to Libby Marie's vet bills fund (in the form of a candle for Joonyer) if I pozed in the wite rat's pink bathrobe. Trubbul was, I coodn't fit into it, so I had to order one in my size. But it's ixzaktly the same stile: stoopid. Then Missy and KC matched the challinje. Then Merlin, Shadow and Ko Ko matched the challinje (and I'd like it to go to Libby). Then Grr, Midnight and Cocoa upped thare challinje to inklood donayshuns to Oreo, Brandi and Danielle. And Latte offerd to donayte $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo (just don't tell them I did this!)

So, even tho I HATED it, it erned:

• $30 for Libby Marie
• $10 to Oreo's Mom
• $10 to Brandi's Mom
• $10 to Danielle (hooz helping one of the Rode Ilund kittins git to Florida)
• $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo

If yoo wunt to donayte to Libby's vet bill fund, send yer munney to Abby @ P.O. Box 542 Wellston, Ohio 45692, and let me know in the comments and I'll add yoo to the list. It's reely hard to looze sumwun like Libby and then be staring at big vet bills, so even tho Libby's gone, she still needs owr help!

And, I am shipping this stoopid bathrobe off to Kismet, ware he has bin challenjed to do the same, for wich my Food Lady will donate $20 to Kitty Care (ware Kismet fownd his ladey), as well as $10 eech to Oreo, Brandi and Libby Marie. IF YOO WUNT TO DONAYTE TO KISMET'S CHALLINJE, LET HIM KNOW.

AND, she'll have Kismet ship it bak --- we're going to have the wite rat okshun it off on his blog for charitubul kawzes. (Maybe sum of yoo in Rocky's harem wood like to own this peese of catblogging histery.)

THOZE OF YOO HOO CHALLENJED ME: I'll send yoo an autograft print!

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-yes-i-know-i-look-hot-in.html

CHALLINJE UPDATE

I have purchist anuther froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe to ware for the challinje. I pade a bunch extra so that the man in the bloo shorts wood drive reel fast to git it heer sooner. So it shood be heer in a few days and I'll have the food ladey take the boodwahr foto then.

But sinse I pade all that munney for a froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe that I'll only ware wunse, I was trying to figyur owt whut to do with it wunse the pikchur is taken. Then it occurd to me: Skeezy's frend Kismet wood look GRATE waring that froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe. So, I have challenjd Kismet to poze for a foto in it.

If he aksepts the challinge, I will ship him the stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe and he can have his pikchur taken in it (if the camra he peed on is fixed by then). If he has the foto taken, I will donayte the following:

• $20 to kittykind.org (or the animul reskyoo groop of Kismet's choozing)
• $10 to Brandi's mom
• $10 to Oreo's mom
• $10 to Libby Marie for vet bills.

I offishully throw down the gawntlitt to yoo, Kismet. It takes a BIG big man cat to ware a stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/challinje-update-i-have-purchist.html

Heer's the Deel.....

A number of yoo have ganged up and challinjd me to ware the wite rat's froofy pink boodwahr bathrobe and pink boa and poze for a pikchur in it, with proseeds to go to vareeyus do-gooder cawzes. Problim is, the wite rat is a teeny weenie (emfasis on the weenie) RUNT and his sissy pink costooms don't fit me. The bathrobe duzn't even come close - I can't git in it. He ways 7 pownds, and I way 15 pownds.

But I wunt to be a good guy, soo....

Heer's the deel. The food lady has agreed to by ME a pink satin bathrobe to ware ixzaktly wunse and I will poze for a foto in it, and I'll even do a boodwahr poze deezined to give evrywun urjes. Will that satisfy yer challinge? It will be just as hyoomiliayting as waring the wite rat's, but at leest it won't be like draping a pink hanky acrost my bak.

If yoo don't beeleeve me, heer I am, and the end of the robe only goze up to the middle of my bak:

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/heers-deel.html