Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Thursday, November 23, 2006

MY BEST THANKSGIVING EVER

Ixsept for the fakt that I don't like that old ladey hoo comes to feed us, this was a vary good day. The wite rat is gone! I think the food lady and man took him to liv with Perl in Bakersfeeld. Perl is a cat hoo used to live with me, but now she lives with owr Ant Joanne. The wite rat was all ixsited abowt gitting to go on a rode trip, but ha ha had, I think the joke will be on him, and once agin, I will be king of the howse. I don't like it win the food lady is gon becuz I don't have a warm armpit to sleep in and did I menshun the old lady duzn't do a vary good job of feeding us. She just slops the food on the plate without thinking abowt prezintayshun. I'm thinking of running away until the peepul git bak. That'll show em. But it's nice and qwiet without the wite rat bugging me evry 2 minits.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Heer's my Thanksgiving card. That's the wite rat drest up like a gerl pilgrim. I'm the one hoo looks like the Qwayker Otes guy.


Yoo can send this as an ecard
. Happy Turkey day.

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