Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tabby Toozday

Heer's that psyko stray cat Tripper and his gerlfrend, Tiger. Tiger is not psyko like that stoopid Trip is -- she's pritty mellow and stays owt of the way. Trip loves her. Ixsept win he bunny-kiks the bejeesus owt of her. I don't think that's any way to treet a lady, but Tiger duzn't seem to mind. Pleeze notiss how big Trip's jowls are gitting to be. One morning, he'll wake up and realize he looks just like Winstin Cherchill. He's a porker.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Formerly Ferul Friday

That psyko stray cat Tripper has bin pestering us to put up his pikcher for Formerly Ferul Friday. So heer it is. As yoo can see, Trip is not a dignifide cat.

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Man Cat Munday

Heer's Tripper's contribyooshun to Man Cat Munday. Yoo can git an idea of how ginormous his biseps are in this foto. Not that I, like, chek him owt or anything. I think he takes stare-oids. Wich is probly whut makes him psyko. I keep wayting for his name to come up in that BALCO investigayshun.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Tabby Tummy Toozday

That psyko stray cat Tripper was so ixsited abowt being on the innernet for Man Cat Munday that he badjerd and badjerd me to put up a pikchur for Tabby Tummy Toozday. Normully, I woodn't cave to the preshur, but he's way bigger than me, and he did let me sniff his butt. It smelld intristing. Way better than the wite rat's.

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