The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
That psyko stray cat Tripper was so ixsited abowt being on the innernet for Man Cat Munday that he badjerd and badjerd me to put up a pikchur for Tabby Tummy Toozday. Normully, I woodn't cave to the preshur, but he's way bigger than me, and he did let me sniff his butt. It smelld intristing. Way better than the wite rat's.Labels: tabby, tripper, tuesday, tummy
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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