Deer Kaze......

Yoo make my hart sing, Kaze, win I reed yer dailey blog
Yer gorjus but I'd like yoo even if yoo were a dawg.
I take naps in owr Poang chare, knowing yoo mite be in yers.
Thinking of yer long lithe body chokes my throte with lots of purrs.
We share the same addikshuns --- like the sparkle balls we crave
and we both love ear massages like the ones yer Gramma gave.
Now I know I'm neering geezerhood, but Kaze, rest ashurd
I'm yung at hart and reely good at playing Whirlybird(r).
I respekt yoo just enuf that I won't tell yoo of my urjes
But hope that in this valentine my love for yoo emerges.
I'm not too good with sizzers, so the heart may lak perfekshun
But I hope that yoo can see that it was made with much affekshun.
Please, Kaze, if yoo'll say yer mine, yoo'll make my old hart sing
Yoo'll be my royal princess and I'll buy yoo lots of bling.

Yer hopeful Valentine,

Maobert Schnickles

Deer Kaze......

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Thursday Thirteen

13 things I'm looking for in a Valentine:

1. Baby bloo eyes
2. A long, lithe body (yes, I'm sooperfishul that way)
3. Toe-sukker, just like me
4. Big ears (the wite rat sez it's the sine of a good lissener)
5. Likes sparkle balls (so we can play together)
6. Good at playing fetch
7. Has a cumfterbul IKEA Poang Chare, just like me, so win I go to her howse I know I can be cumfterbul sitting on sumthing that's familyer to me.
8. Likes to snuggle (so I can stay warm)
9. Talkative
10. Understands the importinse of routines
11. Hates going owtside, so I can be outside alone doin my manly owtside cat stuff
12. Hates clozed doors. I hate 'em, and my gerl cat shood hate 'em too, cuz if she clozes the doors thare will be trubbul!
13. She has to be entrepunoorial. Like, maybe, has a CafePress store or sumthing.

Thursday Thirteen

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