The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
One of the wite rat's frends, Honey P Sunshine, reported the following to the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop: it is (brace yerselfs) a myootunt creechur hoo is half vishus deer/half Skeezix!!! Yes, yoo must see it to beeleeve it, so go heer for more informayshun and the videeyo!
Labels: honey p sunshine, vishus deer, wite rat
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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