My ferst trip to Wal*Mart
Don't tell the food ladey, but I wint to Wal*Mart today. My next stop was going to be Joplin, but my frend Parker convinst me to swing over to Kanzuz City insted. Parker was a lot of fun to hang owt with. (No Kaze, we didn't hang owt in "that way." Parker and me are just "good frends.") I deesided I needed sum noo "on the lam clothes" in case the Feds are on to me. So Parker sugjested Wal*mart becuz yoo can git anything thare, and the Kanzuz City Royals maskot was going to be sining awtograffs and she wunted one. But win we got thare, she was kinda a little scairt of the maskot, so I wint up to git the awtograff wile she wated bak on a bench in the I-kare sekshun. (If yoo biggify the pikcher, yoo can see her bak thare.) After Wal*Mart we wint and got sum barbykyoo. Man, was it ever good! Thanks for a grate time, Parker! I think she mite be reelayted to Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde, btw!
Labels: i didnt even kiss her kaze, kansas city royals, perfectly parker, walmart
