Meezer Munday

Meezer Munday

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Fashun Show Friday

The wite rat got sum noo clothes in the male, but they have to be alterd* by the Food Lady to fit him cuz he's a runt. I had a look: they were pritty stylish! So win the wite rat wuzn't looking, I tride on his noo Huh-why-un shert. I think maybe orange is my color!

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* Not alterd like in a hoohaectomy; alterd ware they poke clothes with needles to make them git smaller.

Fashun Show Friday

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Meezer Munday

Meezer Munday

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Qweezy Skeezy

Heer is a messije frum the wite rat. (Blogger's sik, too, and won't let him publish posts):

I haven't bin feeling too good, and I've blowing chunks and having bad sqwerts and my tummy's bin reely qweezy and I haven't bin purring AT ALL or even eeting, and all I wunt to do is kerl up in a dark korner and sleep. So the Food Lady put me in the prizzin box and took me to Bullevard Pet Hospitul and they torcherd me and I came home yesterday afternoon, but I mite have to go bak in on Munday. They give me flooids and wunt to make shur they keep me going wile I shake off whutever bug I have. All my bludwerk was okay, ixsept for my wite cownt, wich was high. So I'm also gitting antey biotix wich is a fansy werd for barfy medisin. I felt a littul better this morning. I kerld up with the Food \Lady and purred, and I ate a littul tiny bit of toona. So thare is progress!

Thank yoo all for yer good wishes and purrs and purrayers. It makes me feel a lot better! I mite not be blogging tomorrow if I'm bak in the hospitul, but I made Mao promiss to keep evrywun updated on his blog. I thank my lukky stars that my speshul frend Daisy is a dokter in trayning. She mite have to make a howse call!

Qweezy Skeezy

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The Wite Rat is Bak

The wite rat is bak, but he smells all medisinny and all he's doing is sleeping. The ladey brot him bak home this afternoon in the bloo prizzin box, and she had barfy medisin with her. He duzn't look so good. Well, at leest he didn't brake his skinny nek rok-kliming in Yo-semmitey.

The Wite Rat is Bak

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Ware's the Wite Rat?

The ladey drest up the wite rat this afternoon and shuvd him into the prizzin box and drove off in the bloo masheen. She came bak, but he didn't. It's cold in my cat cup withowt him, and he also is a vary good pillow. And Rocky duzn't have anybuddy to play with him, so he's doing his whining thing wich is cutting into my nap time.

Ware's the Wite Rat?

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Tangled up and Pink

With upolujeez to Bob Dylan, the title of this pikcher is "Tangled up and Pink":

Tangled up and Pink

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Meezer Munday

Maybe this shood have bin a Freeky Friday, since the wite rat looks so freeky with his stoopid pink toenales. Notiss the nice line of his tale. I think thare are parts of us tuching that shoodn't be tuching.

Meezer Munday

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They're Bak

The peepul came bak. Me and Rocky were abul to kunvinse the wite rat to blow chunks to show them how mad we were that they left, but that doofus just wint and bloo chunks IN THE CATBOX, not like in the zipper boxes or on thare cherch clothes or sumplace ware it wood make an effektiv messije. So me and Rocky had to follow up by peeing evryware.

They're Bak

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One of the wite rat's frends, Honey P Sunshine, reported the following to the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop: it is (brace yerselfs) a myootunt creechur hoo is half vishus deer/half Skeezix!!! Yes, yoo must see it to beeleeve it, so go heer for more informayshun and the videeyo!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/one-of-wite-rats-frends-honey-p.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

This is me and the wite rat in the wite rat's heeted cat cup. Uzully I don't sleep in it, but win it's reely kold, all bets are off!

More Meezers:

>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/meezer-munday-this-is-me-and-wite-rat.html

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/blog-post.html

The wite rat has bin werking hard on his Krissmiss poem. But I'm alreddy dun with mine. Yoo can sing it if yoo wunt:

Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Rocky’s past owt drunk
He made a batch of VDR, and now he reeks of skunk.
Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Santa’s on his way,
I shood git lots of gifts becuz I’m purrfikt evry day.

I'm supost to inkerije yoo to drop by the wite rat's blog tomorrow nite for his big fancy Krissmiss storey. He'll wet his pants if yoo don't!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/wite-rat-has-bin-werking-hard-on-his.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

This is a pikchur of me frum abowt 2 yeers ago. The growth on my bak is the wite rat. I know most of yoo think I'm joking, that it's akshully a reel rat vermin, whut with the pointy littul pink rat noze and all, but I can ashur yoo that it is Skeezix. This is beefore he started waring those frooty pink clothes.

More Meezers:

>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-this-is-pikchur-of-me.html

Mrs Tasty Face

So the wite rat is always going on and on abowt how tasty the food dood's face is, so last nite I gave it a shot. I wood NEVER lik the food dood's face, since that's not the side my bred is butterd on, if yoo git my drift, but I thot I'd test drive the food ladey's face insted. I'm not ashaymd to say I luv her. So last nite in the middul of the nite, I wint to town likking her face -- ferst one side and then the other. And since it waked her up, she tride to git me to stop, and I wood stop for a wile, and then win she started making that train sownd owt of her mowth agin, I started likking her face agin. Wich wood wake her up and she'd tell me to stop. And this sykul wint on all nite. I've gottta admit, the wite rat was rite: the peepul faces are reely tasty! I can't beeleeve it took me ten and a haff yeers to find this owt!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/mrs-tasty-face-so-wite-rat-is-always.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

Yes ladeez, I know I look HOT in this foto, but it duz not begin to konvay how truly undignifide and hyoomiliyatid I felt, and HOW MUCH I FREEKIN HATED WARING THIS FAIRY OWTFIT!!!!! Yoo can barely see it, but the wite rat lended me wun of his speshul fancy collars -- this is the pink "bow" collar with the dimunds on it. It was hard to pik owt wich sissy collar to ware becuz thare all so sissy: 1) His pink perl collar from Rosie and Cheeseballs (a littul tite on me) and 2) his pink tinkerbell collar frum Rue Rue with the fether boa fethers, were also kontenders. But the wite rat thot the dimunds wood werk best aginst the satin and fethers on the robe. (No, Jeter Harris, the Yankee's cap wuz never an opshun.)

Then we added a cuppul of the wite rat's pink fether boas frum his boa kollekshun to make it a reel boodwahr foto.

For thoze of yoo hoo don't know whut this is all abowt, this ansers a challinje frum Grr, Midnight and Cocoa's warped lady hoo will donate $10 to Libby Marie's vet bills fund (in the form of a candle for Joonyer) if I pozed in the wite rat's pink bathrobe. Trubbul was, I coodn't fit into it, so I had to order one in my size. But it's ixzaktly the same stile: stoopid. Then Missy and KC matched the challinje. Then Merlin, Shadow and Ko Ko matched the challinje (and I'd like it to go to Libby). Then Grr, Midnight and Cocoa upped thare challinje to inklood donayshuns to Oreo, Brandi and Danielle. And Latte offerd to donayte $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo (just don't tell them I did this!)

So, even tho I HATED it, it erned:

• $30 for Libby Marie
• $10 to Oreo's Mom
• $10 to Brandi's Mom
• $10 to Danielle (hooz helping one of the Rode Ilund kittins git to Florida)
• $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo

If yoo wunt to donayte to Libby's vet bill fund, send yer munney to Abby @ P.O. Box 542 Wellston, Ohio 45692, and let me know in the comments and I'll add yoo to the list. It's reely hard to looze sumwun like Libby and then be staring at big vet bills, so even tho Libby's gone, she still needs owr help!

And, I am shipping this stoopid bathrobe off to Kismet, ware he has bin challenjed to do the same, for wich my Food Lady will donate $20 to Kitty Care (ware Kismet fownd his ladey), as well as $10 eech to Oreo, Brandi and Libby Marie. IF YOO WUNT TO DONAYTE TO KISMET'S CHALLINJE, LET HIM KNOW.

AND, she'll have Kismet ship it bak --- we're going to have the wite rat okshun it off on his blog for charitubul kawzes. (Maybe sum of yoo in Rocky's harem wood like to own this peese of catblogging histery.)

THOZE OF YOO HOO CHALLENJED ME: I'll send yoo an autograft print!

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-yes-i-know-i-look-hot-in.html

CHUNKS

I was thinking a lot abowt Kismet today becuz I'm pozing this weekend for a fund-razing boodwahr challinje foto in a pink frilly robe, and then I'll send off the froofy pink robe to Kismet so he can poze for one. Anyway, I was thinking of Kismet and I wunted to pee on sumthing, and then I thot of sumthing better: I kood BLOW CHUNKS! So I did! And I shood git extra points for this one becuz I got it all over the compyooter wires and the USB holes AND it soked a warruntey kard! I'm dancing a happy danse at being so klevver. And win the ladey saw it, yoo'd a thot it wuz Saterday nite - she kept going, "OH. MY. GAWD. OH. MY. GAWD!!!" and she was kinda mowning. As yoo mite have gest, it wuz her compyooter stuff that got the chunks treetmint.

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Heer's the Deel.....

A number of yoo have ganged up and challinjd me to ware the wite rat's froofy pink boodwahr bathrobe and pink boa and poze for a pikchur in it, with proseeds to go to vareeyus do-gooder cawzes. Problim is, the wite rat is a teeny weenie (emfasis on the weenie) RUNT and his sissy pink costooms don't fit me. The bathrobe duzn't even come close - I can't git in it. He ways 7 pownds, and I way 15 pownds.

But I wunt to be a good guy, soo....

Heer's the deel. The food lady has agreed to by ME a pink satin bathrobe to ware ixzaktly wunse and I will poze for a foto in it, and I'll even do a boodwahr poze deezined to give evrywun urjes. Will that satisfy yer challinge? It will be just as hyoomiliayting as waring the wite rat's, but at leest it won't be like draping a pink hanky acrost my bak.

If yoo don't beeleeve me, heer I am, and the end of the robe only goze up to the middle of my bak:

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/heers-deel.html

MEEZER MUNDAY
Heer's a meezer pile for yoo. It's whut my lady wood call all "a**es and elboze". That's the wite rat with me. We're on top of the compyuter teevee ware it's warm.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Kimo the Dancin' Masheen
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-heers-meezer-pile-for-yoo.html

The wite rat has this frend Jeter Harris hoo sent him a Yankee cap and a catnip sigar and other good stuff for his berthday. The wite rat is always going, "Jeter Harris this..." and "Jeter Harris that...". Sheesh. The wite rat lended the cap to Rocky becuz Rock was a littul self-conshus with thoze stoopid horn implants. Then win I saw how good and manly it lookt on Rocky, I borrode it and got my pikchur taken.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/wite-rat-has-this-frend-jeter-harris.html

This may be my vary last blog entrey, EVER, becuz I am in big trubbul.

I was abul to exekyoot my plan flawlessly. I snuk owt the door win the old ladey wuzn't looking and ran away just to show the peepul that I hate hate hate it win they go away. And I wuz kinda missing the wite rat. It was cold not having anywun to sleep with or make fun of, and I was lonely. Rocky is as ixsiting to hang with as that bench he always sits on. So I ran away and I stade away. Win the food lady and man got home and they coodn't find me, they walked arownd the nayberhood calling my name. Win they call my name I always answer. And frum my vantij point, I cood see them wandering up and down evry street. So win they sed, "MAO" I sed "MAO." And the ladey figyurd owt whut direkshun I was in and she called the man, and figyurd owt whut howse I was by, and they lookt in the yard and didn't see me, and they kept calling and they coodn't find me becuz I WAS ON THE ROOF! It was vary funny seeing thare pathetik attempts to find ware I was even tho I was yowling at the top of my lungs.

Finely, my ladey sed, "It sownds like he's on the roof," and they bakt up acrost the street to git a vyoo of the roof and they finely saw me. So the lady boosted the man on top of a fense so that he cood try to grab me, but I tawnted them a bit by gitting abowt a sentimeter frum ware he cood grab me, and then I'd moove away. After a long time doing that, I finely let him ketch me, and he lowerd me into the ladey's arms, and they walked the long way home with me. I was happy to see them, so I was purring, and they were happy to see me even tho they were not vary happy that I ran away. Then win I got home, I saw the wite rat -- and beeleeve it or not, I was happy to see him. He was happy to see me, but he was reely flaked owt. I lade down on top of him and groomd him and we've bin side by side ever sinse.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/this-may-be-my-vary-last-blog-entrey.html

MY BEST THANKSGIVING EVER

Ixsept for the fakt that I don't like that old ladey hoo comes to feed us, this was a vary good day. The wite rat is gone! I think the food lady and man took him to liv with Perl in Bakersfeeld. Perl is a cat hoo used to live with me, but now she lives with owr Ant Joanne. The wite rat was all ixsited abowt gitting to go on a rode trip, but ha ha had, I think the joke will be on him, and once agin, I will be king of the howse. I don't like it win the food lady is gon becuz I don't have a warm armpit to sleep in and did I menshun the old lady duzn't do a vary good job of feeding us. She just slops the food on the plate without thinking abowt prezintayshun. I'm thinking of running away until the peepul git bak. That'll show em. But it's nice and qwiet without the wite rat bugging me evry 2 minits.

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