I got to wear my green hat!

Today was a grate day, becuz I got to ware my green hat all day long. It's a speshul hat with holes cut out for the ears, becuz I have really big satellite dish ears. I'm glad I could ware it so no one would pinch me. I've fownd a really effective way to get the Food Dude and Food Lady to get their hairless pink bodies out of bed in the morning to feed me: I go to the litter box, do a squishy stinky poop, work it in between my toes real good, and then crawl into bed, walk across their faces, and lay across one of their throtes --- and this part is reelly important --- I purr reelly lowd. Within about 14 seconds, the Food Dude bolts uprite in bed and says, "Oh, SKEEZIX!" but he can't be meen to me becuz I'm purring as lowd as I can, and I'm looking adorable in a really homely way. Unfortunitely, that usually meens that I get put in the sink with the rain turned on before I get brekfist, but it's a good way to get brekfist a little early. I've refused to eet anything but Fancy Feast Sliced Chicken in Gravy in the pink can. I'll eet any flavor, but my big bruther Mao clued me in about the being pickey thing. Mao is a good big bruther to have. He teeches me things.

I got to wear my green hat!

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