Voicemail

Today, I discovered how to dial in for voicemail. There was this box on the desk with all these buttons that had numbers on them, and I hit the big round black button, and all of a sudden these electronic chimey sounds came out of the box, and then a lady who was not the food lady started talking to me from inside the box! I got so nervous thinking that a lady has been living on the desk in that box, that I accidentally stepped on the "3" button, and then the lady said, "Message deleted," and then the food lady yelled --- you gessed it --- "OH, SKEEZIX!!!"

Voicemail

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