In the Doghouse

Well, I discovered some useful information last night. If I jump up on stuff and knock it down and break it, and it's in the middle of the night when the Food Dude and the Food Lady are sleeping, they won't yell "OH SKEEZIX!!!!" right away. But boy howdy, was there heck to pay in the morning. I jumped up on the shelf in the hallway where there was this framed photo of the Food Dude's. As usually happens when I jump up on stuff, stuff falls down, and the big framed photo fell down and glass broke all over the place. I ran down the hall and hided. And then I went into the bedroom and walked across the Food Dude's face about 40 times to wake him up to let him know I was sorry, but he just kept making me fly. So I waited for this morning when they got up and yelled "OH SKEEZIX!!!!" My big bruther Mao says they're going to give me away to an experimental laboratory where they test cosmetics. I don't know if he's kidding or not.

In the Doghouse

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