Yellow Streak

Well, my big bruther Mao helped me break out this morning and do some exploring in the downstairs part of the house. I jumped up on the table looking for pork chops. (I hit pay dirt the other night --- did I tell you?? --- got up on the table, and there was a big fat pork chop there just waiting for me. I swear, I heard it calling "Skeezix!!!! Eat me, Skeezix!!!" So I did, until a shadow appeared over me, and I heard (you got it) "OH SKEEZIX!") Anyway, I didn't find any pork chops, but I did find a beautiful flower arrangement with these nice-smelling pink lilies, so I sniffed around and it was a really nice smell! And I put my pointy little nose right up in the flower, and I didn't know it at the time, but later, I found out when I heard "OH SKEEZIX!" that I had this long yellow orange streak on the top of my head. The food lady wiped it off, but mostly, it stained my white hair yellow, so I look even worse than usual.

Yellow Streak

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