Geronimoooooooooooo! splat.

What a thrilling day it was for me! I got up on the railing that overlooks the big room down below with the piano and the couches in it. I do it all the time, it's fun to git high, even though sometimes it makes me a little dizzy. Well, this morning, I was kinda clumsy and I fell off the railing allllll the way to the floor way down below, about 14 or 15 ft. The Food Dude and the Food Lady almost had a heart attack. They came running downstairs, yelling my name. I got lots of attention. Phew! It was really great flying through the air like that, but the floor came up real fast, and I kinda thudded. I told my big bruther Mao that I jumped on purpose, but I don't think I fooled him.

Geronimoooooooooooo! splat.

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