The Pooplosion
Man, last night I had the squirts, and after I went in the cat box, and started to cover it up I kinda went crazy, and when I was done, there were squirty drips of chocolate poop absolutely everywhere --- including the walls! It was like I was makin' a poop milkshake, and forgot to put the lid on the blender... and boy, was it stinky! I should bottle it up and sell it as a bioweapon. Of course, you know what I heard when the Food Lady and the Food Dude found out: "OH SKEEZIX!"
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Skeezix, you should really think twice before you finish pooping. Sometimes when you think you are done, you might not be... so just give it a few minutes.
Skeez - Meems here, and I completely understand. Sometimes I get too excited that my Peoples are home, I jump out and drop right on the floor - I can't help myself. And in this hot weather I can't help but drop in unexpected places. I say we rally together and support one another in our poo timing challenges. 1, 2 WAIT!
PS - I hope your food lady is feeling better! Tell her my Peoples, Dan and Nicole hope she's well.
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