How do you call 9-1-1?

I could hardly sleep more than ten hours last night, I was so a-scared that the Food Lady and the Food Dude are never ever coming back. My big bruther Mao doesn't seem to be all that worried, altho he's a lot crankier than usual, but me, I'm frantic with worry. I tried to tell my big bruther Mao that we had to call 9-1-1, but he called me a baby and went back to sleep. I can't go outside to search for them, even if I weren't scared that what ate them will eat me, becuz they won't let me go outside unless I'm accompanied by an adult. That old lady comes and feeds us, and I try to tell her to go look for the Food Dude and the Food Lady, but she just dishes out the grub and leaves. Then I get worried that maybe the monster that ate them will eat her too, and then, who's gonna open the cans of chicken for us????

How do you call 9-1-1?

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