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The Food Lady drew a pikchur of me. Here it is. I think it really shows off what a hansum beast I am!

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Yellow Streak

Well, my big bruther Mao helped me break out this morning and do some exploring in the downstairs part of the house. I jumped up on the table looking for pork chops. (I hit pay dirt the other night --- did I tell you?? --- got up on the table, and there was a big fat pork chop there just waiting for me. I swear, I heard it calling "Skeezix!!!! Eat me, Skeezix!!!" So I did, until a shadow appeared over me, and I heard (you got it) "OH SKEEZIX!") Anyway, I didn't find any pork chops, but I did find a beautiful flower arrangement with these nice-smelling pink lilies, so I sniffed around and it was a really nice smell! And I put my pointy little nose right up in the flower, and I didn't know it at the time, but later, I found out when I heard "OH SKEEZIX!" that I had this long yellow orange streak on the top of my head. The food lady wiped it off, but mostly, it stained my white hair yellow, so I look even worse than usual.

Yellow Streak

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In the Doghouse

Well, I discovered some useful information last night. If I jump up on stuff and knock it down and break it, and it's in the middle of the night when the Food Dude and the Food Lady are sleeping, they won't yell "OH SKEEZIX!!!!" right away. But boy howdy, was there heck to pay in the morning. I jumped up on the shelf in the hallway where there was this framed photo of the Food Dude's. As usually happens when I jump up on stuff, stuff falls down, and the big framed photo fell down and glass broke all over the place. I ran down the hall and hided. And then I went into the bedroom and walked across the Food Dude's face about 40 times to wake him up to let him know I was sorry, but he just kept making me fly. So I waited for this morning when they got up and yelled "OH SKEEZIX!!!!" My big bruther Mao says they're going to give me away to an experimental laboratory where they test cosmetics. I don't know if he's kidding or not.

In the Doghouse

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The Veins of My Ears

When the Food Lady took this pikchur she was singing that Linda Rondstadt song with "the tracks of my tears" line, but instead she sang, "the veins of his ears." I think I was separated at birth from my big eared bat family.

The Veins of My Ears

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Cobwebby

I went exploring in one of the deep dark caves outside the catheater room, and win I came out the Food Lady sed, "OH SKEEZIX!!!" but she was laffing, and she had the Food Dude hold me to take this pikchur.

Cobwebby

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That Scary Big-Eyed Dog

There's this dog in the room with all the cat heaters, and he sits above us and stares with his scary big eyes. I don't like getting too close unless my big bruther Mao is with me. Obviously, even though my big bruther Mao is real smart, he doesn't realize the impending threat from the big-eyed dog!

That Scary Big-Eyed Dog

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Happy Mother's Day!

Here's the Mother's Day card I made for the Fud Lady.

Happy Mother's Day!

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Mi Hermano Mayor Mao

Here's my big bruther Mao wishing everyone Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Mi Hermano Mayor Mao

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Blowin' Chunks

Well, I guess I ate too fast and I blew chunks all over the place. I nailed the carpet, my big bruther Mao's bed, my bed, and the Food Dude's bed. When the Food Lady saw, she turned a little green and said, "Oh, Skeezix!" --- but she said it in the nicest way EVER, not loud like she usually does when I get into stuff. And then she cuddled me and kissed me, and boy was I ever hungry after all that!

Blowin' Chunks

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Bruthers

Well, the Food Lady was really busy this week, so I didn't get a chance to get on her computer much to write my blog. But this morning, she took a pikchur of me and my big bruther Mao. Mao says my big ears make me look like a Ferengi. I think he's just jellus.

Bruthers

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