Skeezix's Scratching Post: June 2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Poor Food Lady!

The food lady was gone for the last three days. She was in the hospital, and when she came home, she didn't look so good, and she stayed in bed all day. It made me sad. So I curled up on her neck and purred and purred just like she likes, and I followed her everywhere. She said that being away from me gave her a new appreciation for just what a stinky beast I am. But she said it in a nice way.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Happy Father's Day

This is the pikchur the Food Lady took of me in my fishin outfit for a Father's Day card. I Love fishin'. Boy, you shoulda seen the one that got away!

Friday, June 17, 2005

Check this out!

Take a long look at this beeee-YOOOO-tiful profile! Just like a classic Greek God or somethin', paws-itively REGAL. Whaduya think???

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Tape Fetish

I have a tape fetish. Packing tape, scotch tape, whatever, it just drives me insane. I can smell it from 10 feet away, and then I home in on it, and lick it and sniff it until the Food Lady says "OH, SKEEZIX!" and then I pretend to be interested in something else until she goes away and I can go back to my tape. I dream of being wrapped in tape, able to smell that tape smell all day and all night: MMMMMM! Heaven!

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Congratulations, Eric!

Here is the photo the Food Lady took for my cousin Eric's graduation card. He's graduating from high school next week. I got to wear a cap and gown, too, just like the grown up kids. I think it looks really nice with my blue eyes, don't you??

I'm a Village People Person!

Here I am, ready to sing "Y.M.C.A!"

About Me

Name: Skeezix the Cat

Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

OTHER STUFF

SKEEZIX STUFF

Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.

Pink Shert: Runt Size

Pink Shert: Medium