Skeezix's Scratching Post: September 2005

Monday, September 19, 2005

Now I know they're making fun of me....

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Mona Skeezix

I think they're making fun of me ....

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Go Bears!

It's that time of the year again. Of course, it's kinda silly for me to say that, since I'm not even one year old, yet, but that's what they say when summer ends and it's time to go back to school. Since I have practically no fur and it's starting to get really cold at night, the Fud lady bot me a sweater. She said she's not a Cal fan herself, but the blue would go real nice with my eyes, and the Fud Dude got his MBA at Cal, so she got a Cal Bears collegiate sweater for me. Here I am modeling it -- in the top pikchur, I'm at the keyboard, about to do some homework on the computer.

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: Name: Skeezix the Cat; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.