Skeezix's Scratching Post: October 2005

It's a miracle!!!!!

Oh, my goodness, it's a miracle: the Food Dude and the Food Lady came back!!! It was wonderful! They kissed me all over, and told me how much they missed me, and I felt very special. My big bruther Mao purred a lot, too. And then I had to take an enormous nap because I'm exhausted from all the worry.

How do you call 9-1-1?

I could hardly sleep more than ten hours last night, I was so a-scared that the Food Lady and the Food Dude are never ever coming back. My big bruther Mao doesn't seem to be all that worried, altho he's a lot crankier than usual, but me, I'm frantic with worry. I tried to tell my big bruther Mao that we had to call 9-1-1, but he called me a baby and went back to sleep. I can't go outside to search for them, even if I weren't scared that what ate them will eat me, becuz they won't let me go outside unless I'm accompanied by an adult. That old lady comes and feeds us, and I try to tell her to go look for the Food Dude and the Food Lady, but she just dishes out the grub and leaves. Then I get worried that maybe the monster that ate them will eat her too, and then, who's gonna open the cans of chicken for us????

Where'd they go???????

Ohmigod, something terribul has happened. The Food Lady and the Food Dude didn't come home last night. I think something very big ate them. Me and my big bruther Mao waited until very late, and we slept in their big peeple bed, but they didn't come home. I cried and cried and cried. My big bruther Mao seemed more cranky than worried, but let me tell you, I am very worried, I might even have a hart attack from so much worry. I think maybe it was that scary creeture outside who goes hoooo hoooo hoooo in the dark. I think it might have lured them outside and then ate them. I'm a-scared. I'm very a-scared.

Got a Pitchfork in my Hand

Here's me and the missus doing our Farmer John routine:

Ha! Just kidding. It's just the Food Lady messin' around again, hehe.

New Sweater!

I wasn't quite sure about that Cal Bears sweater when I first got it. It made me feel like I was tied up with ropes or something. But lately, it's been really really cold in the mornings (which are the very worst part of the day, becuz it's after I've gone for 6 or 8 hours without eating, and I am famished), and when the Food Dude puts the sweater on me, it's very warm and snuggly, and I like it, because it keeps me from freezing into a cold stiff icicle.

But the old sweater wasn't long enuf, and it didn't cover up back by my tail, so the food lady bought me a bigger sweater that covers my whole entire body. It keeps me so warm, I just purr all the time. Thank you, Food Lady!

Spot! I love You!

I'm really really sad that STTNG is not on TV anymore except in the afternoon when the Fud Dude and the Food Lady aren't around to turn it on. And the reason I miss it is becuz I LOVE SPOT! Spot is Data's pet cat, and she is babe-alicious. Well, imagine my delight when I found out that there's a website for Spot (just like skeezixthecat.com). I saw lots and lots of pictures of her, and the one I liked most was when she was doing the Vulcan death pinch thing to Riker (woulda been better if it was that weenie Wesley).