Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Escape!
When the Food Dude went out on the deck tonight, I made a break for it, just as I've been planning for weeks and weeks and weeks. I waited until he left the glass door open just wide enuf for me to skweeze thru, and then I bolted, and I ran so hard, I thought I'd have a hart attak. He folllowed me, and he yelled for the Food Lady, and they chased me around all the way up the street and back. It was very dark and cold. There are pritty lites at night around here, but they didn't let me look at the lites --- they tried to catch me, but I was too qwik and wily. The Food Lady kept shining this brite lite in face so I could hardly see, and finally she got me in a corner and cot me. Then I had to go back into the house, which is like a prison if you ask me.














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