The Big Sleep

Well, today started out being the werst day of my life. First of all, when the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face got awake this morning, they fergot to feed me, and they took the water fowntin away, so I was starving and thersty, and no matter how lowd I told them I was starving and thersty, they just preetendid like they didn't heer me --- which was stranje, becuz win I am loud, I can be very perswaysive. And then, the Food Lady put me in the little prizzin box and gave me a ride in the car. We went to see the nice old man in the bloo kote at the place with the cold silver tables and the dogs barking in the backgrownd. I don't reemember much. As uzhual, they poked me and prikt me and all of a sudden, I got so sleepy I just blunked owt. When I woke up my mowth was kinda sore, and so was my bak end -- my goodie sack didn't feel quite the same. But the ladeez in the pretty jakkits were vary vary nice to me. One was named Jeeen, and she red my blog. It made me feel fame-us.

On the way home in the car I was still pritty sleepy, but I purrd and I purrd becuz the Food Lady came bak for me... I always werry that maybe she's gonna trade me in for one of my byootiful sisters who doesn't have the sqwerts (or much persunality, for that matter). I coodn't wait to eet my new faverite food, Fancy Feest sliced turkey in gravy, and after that, I took a nap until Mr Tasty Face got home, after wich I ate 2 more cans of sliced turkey in gravy, and then I kerld up in my nice warm cat bed and slept until morning.

The Big Sleep

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