I Met a Naybur Ladey

When the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face got home this afternoon the Food Lady took me outside on the harniss and I got to explore the outdoors while Mr Tasty Face did yard werk. A nice naybur ladey stopped and asked what kind of cat I was. She said I was "interesting looking," and she commented on my gigantic ears and my pointy little nose. The Food Lady sez that when they say "interesting" insted of "ugly," that they're trying to be nice. The nice naybur lady sed "interesting" about three times, so she must be very very very nice.

I Met a Naybur Ladey

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