Fetch!

I've learned how to fetch! And I look darned cute when I'm doing it. Mr Tasty Face was excited to have taught me, but the Food Lady just said, "Well, it's about time. Mao learned to fetch AND shake before he was four months old." Sometimes, there's just no pleasing her! I'm always being compared to my big bruther Mao, but I don't even LIKE treats like he does, so why should I shake for them??? My big bruther Mao shakes -- he does both the regular kind of shaking AND something called the High Five. He's a big showoff. I hate being the little bruther.

Fetch!

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