My new best frend is Shon

I took my weekly trip in the car to the vet's office today. This time, my big bruther Mao went with me. Boy, he really needs to put a sock in it! My eardrums were practically bleeding by the time we got to the vet's office because he wouldn't shut up. Well, he did finally shut up in the igzaminashun room when the Food Lady let me out of my prison box and let me get into the blue prison box that Mao was in (which is actually MY box, but when Mao goes with me to the vet, I have to ride in the cheepo cardboard prison box becuz the other plastic prison box is missing). Anyway, once I was in the box with Mao, we were both as happy and quiet as clams until they took Mao away and got his temperachur, which made him make a bad loud sound. The yung man who took him in the back was the same one frum last week who was very very very nice. The Food Lady found out his name is Shon, and he was very nice this week, too. Maybe even as nice as my frend Jeeen. I wore my Skeezix the Cat tshirt becuz it wasn't very cold today so I didn't need a super warm sweater. The most exciting thing that happened at the vet was that I herd a new creechur. Mr Tasty Face didn't know what the sound was, so the Food Lady explaned it was a rooster. Shon told us that the rooster was back there with a pot-bellied pig. The Food Lady likes pigs. She says they are even smarter than my big bruther Mao, and she once knew a pig who loved Star Trek, and sometimes she calls me a pig when I scarf down my Fancy Feast Sliced Turkey in Gravy too fast. The rooster went "errrr er errr er errr!" and he did it more times than I can count (becuz I haven't lernd to count, yet.) Anyway, they stuck a needle in me and they wayed me (7.89 pounds) and then I got to watch in horror as they held Mao down on the table and shaved some of his fur off, and stuck a needle in him and filled this plastic toob up with the red liquid that came out of his leg. I don't mind them torturing Mao (since he picks on me all the time), I just don't want to have to watch it.

My new best frend is Shon

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