A no-torture day at the vets!

Me and my big bruther Mao went to the vet again today. The funny thing is, my big bruther Mao got tortured by having a needul stuck in him and a termperachur probe stuck up his poop hole, but they didn't prick me or poke me or torture me. Maybe it was becuz I was a really good boy. I didn't make a peep at all the whole entire time. In fact, they didn't even know I was there until the end when they saw my pink shirt thru the prison box. And when my best frend Jeeen saw me in the prison box, she came and took me out and held me real nice and petted me. And I got to see Kathy, too. Kathy was the one who stuck the needul in my big bruther Mao while I watched. Mao's got good padding tho, so the needul doesn't hurt him very much. They gave me new food to eat (dry crap! like I'm gonna eat that!) to help make my squirts go away. The other day, my squirts kinda sprayed all over the wall and the floor and the door, so the Food Lady is ready to pay whatever it will take to stop me up. She mentioned butt putty, but I don't know what that is. And, yes, by the way, Mao bellowed a lot on the way to the vets, so my ears are still ringing. He doesn't realize how my big satellite dish ears amplify the sound. Or maybe he does and he's just trying to make my brain explode.

A no-torture day at the vets!

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