Call me Hoo-Deeney
Mr Tasty Face has been teaching me this great trick: how to open doors. I'm really good at it becuz I can stick my pointy little ferret nose into the crack and pry it open enuf to get my bony arm through, and then I just push and work it, work it baby real good until boom! the door opens as easily as if I'd said "Open Sesame."
What Mr Tasty Face fails to realize is that now I know how to open the back door to the outside. And he doesn't even know it. He and the Food Lady keep finding the back door open and blaming each other for leaving it open, and then they go all frantic wacky looking for me, and I'm out exploring the nayburhood, just like when I'm on my harniss, except that I'm free free free to cavort as I like and then I play "catch me if you can" with them because I'm harder to grab when I don't have that harniss waying me down. Yes, I am now offishully an escape artist, just like Hoo-Deeney.
My big bruther Mao sez that where he lived before they had a little cat-sized door built into the door to the outside so that he could come and go as he pleezed. We have one kind of like it upstairs, but it just goes out to a balcony that has the litter box, so even though it's outside, it's not like you can go outside.
And even though it's Tuesday, I didn't get to go to the Vet's office this week. I didn't go last week either. I wonder if my frends Jeeen and Kathy miss me.
What Mr Tasty Face fails to realize is that now I know how to open the back door to the outside. And he doesn't even know it. He and the Food Lady keep finding the back door open and blaming each other for leaving it open, and then they go all frantic wacky looking for me, and I'm out exploring the nayburhood, just like when I'm on my harniss, except that I'm free free free to cavort as I like and then I play "catch me if you can" with them because I'm harder to grab when I don't have that harniss waying me down. Yes, I am now offishully an escape artist, just like Hoo-Deeney.
My big bruther Mao sez that where he lived before they had a little cat-sized door built into the door to the outside so that he could come and go as he pleezed. We have one kind of like it upstairs, but it just goes out to a balcony that has the litter box, so even though it's outside, it's not like you can go outside.
And even though it's Tuesday, I didn't get to go to the Vet's office this week. I didn't go last week either. I wonder if my frends Jeeen and Kathy miss me.
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