The Ginneypig Way

Well, if it's Tuesday, it must be time for me to go visit the vet. So when the Food Lady got home she put me and my big bruther Mao in the blue plastic prison box and we went. I was a perfect boy, and the Food Lady told me so. I didn't make a peep, even though I did make some bad smells like when my bowels are about to blow. Mao was not a perfect boy unless you count screaming at the top of his lungs to be perfect behavior. The vet was wearing his blue shirt with short sleeves, and I was wearing NOTHING!!! It was the first time I went out in public nekkid. It felt good, even if it was a little embarrussing. So, I watched that nice nice Shon guy stick a needul in Mao's behind. But the party had just begun. After they were thru with Mao, they pulled me out and wayed me (7.84 pounds) and then kept me on the table while an audience gathered to watch the vet man put a stick up my poop hole and put it in a plastic sleeve that had to be handled very very carefully, and not refrigerated, and then it would be sent to a lab. It was complicated. He needed to write down my bull number and ranch number because it's a test for bulls. Which made me wonder if he thought I was one of the cowcats whose pikchur I found on April 23. But even if I was a bull, I wouldn't be a bull, I'd be a steer becuz a long time ago when I visited the vet's and had the big sleep, I woke up without my manhood and my urges. The vet man is always very very nice to me because he doesn't want me to write something bad about him on the internet. Even though he tortures me with needuls and stuff I still like him becuz he has a soothing voice, and I just know he lies awake at night thinking of new ways to cure my squirts. And oh by the way, both Kathy and Jeeeen were there, and Markus, too, who I got to see stick his arm all the way in the snake cage. I think the snake was eyeing me like I'd be a tasty appetizer, so I was happy when he put the top back on the snake cage. Jeeen showed the Food Lady a hilarious Web site run by a ginneypig named Bing. The Food Lady made me watch when we got home becuz she thought it would be good for me to perform a song like Bing does and put it on my web site. It was a really catchy song called the ginneypig way, with words like, "I sleep I poop I don't wear pants no shoes on my feet!" --- I mean, how could I make up my own song with better words than that? Can't be done, my frend.

The Ginneypig Way

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