My Cat Swetter

Here I am, going for a walk outside waring my harniss and my cat swetter that sez "SKEEZIX" on it. I'm very proud of this swetter and I like it a lot becuz it's what's called a "turtulnek" wich means it keeps yer nek as warm as a turtul's*. Altho Mr Tasty Face sez it's my bloo swetter, it akshually is "periwinkul," not bloo, as anyone with 2 eyes can planely see. It has a harniss hole in the back, wich is a good invenshun.

Later on in the walk, win we're by the nayburs', yoo can see all three of us with Mr Tasty Face. That's Rocky in the gutter, ware he spends like 22 howrs a day, and Mao in back, hoo doesn't realize that I'm abowt to pownce on him, like a jaguar.

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* I don't know what a turtul is.

My Cat Swetter

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