The Nice Naybur Ladey

It was nice and warm today and there was no water falling down from the sky. So the Food Lady took me for a walk outside on the harniss when she got home frum work. The nice naybur ladey was across the street in her yard, making this reeet, reeet sound that was fasinating. The Food Lady said she was raking, but I tried to tell her no, the lady was reeeting. The Food Lady sometimes doesn't listen to me even when I have important things to say (which is like, whenever I open my mouth). Anyway, the nice naybur ladey called over to ask if I was the cat with the website, and the Food Lady said yes, and then the naybur lady sed that I looked very unusual, like a chiwawa. I couldn't believe it -- twice in two days someone has said I looked like a chiwawa and I wasn't even wearing my serapé this time.

The Nice Naybur Ladey

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