Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Support Lewis!

Buy a Lewis T-Shirt to support Lewis the Crazy Cat. It will help defray cort costs. In case you've been living in a cave, maybe yoo haven't herd about Lewis, who mite be put to deth for attaking the Avon ladey. The Avon ladey sued Lewis's Food Lady becuz Lewis skratched her. Here you can reed more. And here's even more about Lewis in the wikipedia. (Boy, I wish I was famus enuf to be in the wikipedia!) Lewis livs in Connedikut, which is not by Castro Valley ware I live. Poor Lewis has been tortured in his nayburhood without even going to see the vet man. He's been egged and sprayed with a hose, which in case yoo don't know is the worst thing you can ever do to a cat.

Personalley, I think the Avon Ladey is crazy, not Lewis. My big bruther Mao tot me how important it is to protect yer property and keep yer peeple safe like Lewis does. What wuz the Avon Ladey doing at Lewis's house, anyway? Was she invited? I think not! I think she was a trespasser.

I think Lewis has a nice smile. I'd date him if he lived in Californeeya and if I wasn't noootered. I'm not bying any Avon products frum now on.

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