The Berdies Flew the Coop!

This morning, I didn't heer the usual thunderus korus of chirping frum the baby berds, so the Food Lady looked and thare nest was empty. I can still heer single little chirps in the trees outside, but the Food Lady sez that soon I won't even heer that. I can see the little berdies flying by the window outside. It is engrossing*. The muther berdie is now teeching her babies how to ketch bugs, and then soon, the baby berdies will be gone forever. But the muther berdie mite make sum more baby berdies soon, like she did last yeer. I don't know, I think she'd better cleen her little catbed up before she does becuz thare's a lot of berdie poop on it.
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* I looked it up at m-w.com. It meens "taking up the attention completely."

The Berdies Flew the Coop!

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