The Best Email of My Life

I got the best email of my life today. It was a messij frum Eclair who is a cat hoo was reskyood frum maybe having to go to the sausage factory by her (his?) new food lady. Eclair is part Simeze. She livd at one of thoze places ware thare were lots of cats and dogs waiting for food ladeys to come git them and take them home with them, and it wuz hard becuz she didn't always git enuf to eet becuz she wuz a-scared of some of the bigger cats. She sed the food ladeys who took care of her thare were very nice, but they were only temporary. Finely, her forever food lady came and took her to a new home and now she has as much food as she wants, and lots of toys, and she gits to sleep in the peeple bed.

But the part that made it the best email of my life was that Eclair told me that it was becuz of my blog that her Food Lady fownd her! Her food ladey sent me a fan email a little wile ago becuz she liked my blog, and I emailed her back and told her that she shood git a cat and that Simeze were grate, and then the Food Lady wint out and got Eclair and brot her home to live.

I just know they will both be very very very happy together! Con-cat-u-lashuns, Eclair! Send us a foto! C'mon, gang, give Eclair a high-five!

The Best Email of My Life

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