A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Here is a pikchur of my new best frend* Eclair, hoo conferms that she is a gerl. I've never seen a gerl cat in person, just on the innernet. She looks kinda small, like me. We'd make a good pare: yin and yang.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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4 Comments:
Yoo are such a doofus.
Eclair,
Yer dark like me so yer fud lady might have trubble fotografing you. The good thing about being dark is you can hide at nite and jump out to scare yer lady. Its sooooo much fun!
-Rosie
Eclair,
Yer very stylish with that perpul neklace and you have quite a loooong tail. It looks like a great home. Yer so lucky to have such a cool lady.
-Cheeto
Wow! Eclair has a really long tail just like me! Is it true that cats with long tails have the best personalities?
Shabby, I think this prooves that long-tailed cats not only have the best persunalities, but are the smartest, too!
Yer frend,
Skeezix the Long-Tailed Cat
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