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posted by Skeezix at 7/31/2006 02:01:00 PM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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2 Comments:
Oh, Skeezix, that's sooo funny! I've been findin those funny balls in the boy's closet, only they've gotten reelly small cuz the air got out. I'd better be more careful bout playin wif them!
Why'd you say Blogger's comments need to get fixed? Did they haf kittens? Mom says that's why Bonnie can't haf kittens; she's fixed.
PS I voted lap cat, but it won't let Bonnie vote "don't touch me!" cuz it's the same puter.
VT -
I changed the pole so that Bonnie can vote.
As for "fixed," that werd is always reely confyoozing to me. Sumtimes it's good, meening sumthing that was broken can werk agin, and sumtimes it's bad, like gitting a hoo-ha-ectomy. In this case, I ment the making it werk agin verzhun. I was having to manually make my blog entries becuz blogger has bin having menny menny problems the last cuppul of weeks, and win I manually do the blog entries, I can't make a comments field.
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