A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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6 Comments:
Hehehehehe...Cisco's so cul!
Hey, did yoo sea Romeo's lady? Its obveous that she luvs him and will take such gud care of him. How nice.
Maybe nobody got voted off 'cause two were out last time. Anyway I agree, that host is pretty lame-O. It would be a better show if it was hosted by Skeezix and Mao!! ^_^
Speshal guest apperence by Rocky the gutter cat!!
I'll only make a gest appeerunce if I don't have to leeve the gutter.
And yeah, Cisco's rite. That host is a big loozer.
See, the problim is, the host izn't DIGNIFIDE. He's a doofus. I wood make a grate host, and Skeez cood by my sidekik. And he cood intervyoo the cats becuz he's more soshabul than me.
We finally saw more of Zen! Go, Zen! Oh, yes, we definitely need Skeezix and Mao to host the next seeson of Meow Mix Howse, an Rocky can be the roamin reporter.
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