A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Here is how I watch the berdies evry morning. They come to git food that the Food Lady puts owt. They don't git Fancy Feest; they git theeze tiny rownd pellets, with nut things and she also throze in peenuts for the pointy-hedded blue berds. So after she puts the food owt, I watch frum my bedroom balconey upstares. All kinds of birds come, and even tho I have to watch thru a slot in the balconey, it's the best Cat TeeVee ever. It makes me very very hungrey.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Wow Skeezix! Emma & I have missed alot since we last visited you! Nice vantije point! Emma's loves to watch birds and squirrels too! Her tum tum gets hungry too!
That's a neat pictor. Mom puts bird food outside but not like that. She hangs it up in the air where the squirrels haf to werk harder to get it. Did you see this pictor of me an a sneeky squirrel? He was taken bearys off our tree an I was keepin an eye on him.
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