The Vishus Deer have been to my Howse
I can barely nap more than 18 howrs a day I'm so a-scared. Rocky and my big bruther Mao told me that the vishus deer have been to our house looking for tender littul wite cats to eet. And they weren't just teezing me: thare is evidense that the vishus deer were heer, becuz the flowers in the frunt yard got eeten. The vishus deer eet the flowers so that they can see better to find littul tender wite cats to eet. Otherwize, the flowers blok thare vyoo. So in the top pikchur yoo can see what the flowers look like before the merodding* band of vishus deer came thru the nayburhood, and what they looked like after the vishus deer ate them. It's upsetting to see, I know, but it will help yoo understand my frame of mind.________________________________________
* OK. So I know I probly spelled "merodding" rong, but I tride to look it up at m-w.com to find owt how to spell it rite, but yoo have to know how to spell it rite in order to look it up. So, the werd I don't know how to spell is the wun that meens "to rome abowt or raid in serch of plunder." Peeple talk is hard to lern.
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Oh no, poor Skeezix. Stay inside, and if you go out, make shur that you are in your new jeep fingy.
Or with mr. tasty face!
I bet your jeep is deer proof. Be careful Out There!
I don't know if my Jeep Rubicon pet stroler is deer-proof. It didn't say so on the box. And I know that the vishus deer even attak the Food Lady when she's in her bloo masheen, wich is made of metal. She has menshund a cuppul of times win the bloo masheen neerly hit vishus deer hoo were attaking her win she drove down the street.
We have lots of deer here in Whiskonsin...in fact we have a special deer hunting season so humans can "thin out the herd". The ones in our yard eat all Moms plants and she gets really mad at them. She heard that they don't like urine smell and told Dad to get busy out there! Whatever...as long as he doesn't use our litterbox, we don't care where he does his business!
Good luck with the deer, Skeeezix! Out in the wilds where we three cats live, we only have stinky raccoons, and they eat OUR food, not pretty flowers. Hide deeeep in your sleeping bag, baby!
George, Tipper, Max & Misty - Yoo must be nervus reks, livving arownd so many vishus deer. The Food Lady put Tabasko on the flowers but it didn't help. I'll have to see if Mr Tasty Face is up to the task of spraying a littul vishus deer repellent arownd!
Cakesy's Mama -- We have koonz, too. And possums and skunks. I like watching them. I wish I had a babey rakoon for a pet.
Yes, do watch out for those vishus deer! Emma is worried for you! She's thankful we don't have any around here!
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