When Cats Take Over The World
This is the BEST SONG I'VE HERD IN MY HOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
Thursday, July 27, 2006
AND OWR FRENDS!
Winners have bin annownst!
Drop by to see hoo wun!
Drop by to see hoo wun!
Reed the storey of my life in:
We Are The Kitties
About Me
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- Name: Skeezix the Cat
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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MY ACHEEVEMINTS
OTHER STUFF
MY FAMLY
ALERTS
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> The Skeezix Store
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog
> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
> Cats in Hats Cards
> SkeezixTheCat.com
> My big bruther Mao's website
> Skeezix's Myspace Profile
> The Food Lady's Web Site
> MeowMix House
> Cats in Sinks
> Cats in Bags
> Cats in Boxes
> Pets in Clothes
> Stuff on my Cat
> The Daily Kitten
> I-love-cats.com
> Kitty Movie Monday
> The Artsy Catsy Blog
BLOGS
SAVE A CAT
> Pacific Siamese Rescue> Minnesota Vly HS: Adopt a Cat
> Marin HS: Cats for Adoption
> KittyKind
> SFSPCA: Cats for Adoption
CAT I'M SPONSERING
Meech
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
SKEEZIX STUFF
Offishul Skeezix the Cat T-Shirt
Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.
6 Comments:
Skeezix, we agree- it's the bestest efurr!
I was gonna tell you about that but Blogger was actin funny this morning. Isn't it GRATE though?!??
Deffynitly the bestest song EVER!!!!
Finny
OMG! What an awesome song! Wherever did you find it?
That's my mom's song! Think you could list her website so folks can listen to the rest of her music? This is how she makes her living. The more pennies she earns, the better the cat food. Save me from having to eat that store brand crap. www.jamieanderson.com
THAT's AWESOME SKEEZIX!!!
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