The Battle with the Vishus Deer
I wanted to take this oppertoonity to pay tribyoot to the BRAVE cats hoo dailey continyoo to do battle aginst the vishus deer. Skeezix the Cat saloots yoo!
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
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About Me
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- Name: Skeezix the Cat
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.
6 Comments:
OMG! There's so many of them! Skeez, I'm reely ascared now. I'm gonna haf napmares. What if one of them comes to my howse???
wow, good find we doesn't has vishus deer here in our yard. Mommy says there are some across the street in the woods, but we only has one window that we can see out of that faces that way.
Skeezix! When did you have time to take all of these photos? How did you convince the stunt cats to put themselves in such peril? YOU are a brave one, too ... It takes real guts to be a feline photo journalist and wrangle stunt cat employees! Hats off to you!
DaisyMae Maus
Wow! Lotsa brave kitties! I's impurressed for sure.
~~ Sanjee
Gosh! Are you sure these things aren't aliens in deer costumes? There's just so many of them! We have deer everywhere in Whisk-onsin. They eat Mom's plants and she gets mad. Maybe I could hire those brave cats to come and clear the deer out of our yard.
I can't rool out that deer are reely aliens - in wich kase, the problim is werse than I thot.
Daisymae Maus -- theze are not stunt cats -- they are trooly brave cats hoo misshun in life is to drive back the vishus deer into the forest ware they belong so they no longer come looking for tender yung cats to eet.
VT -- Yood better stay in the howse! So far, they haven't come into my howse, so I think we may be safe if we're inside cats.
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