The Berds
Heer is a new moovey I made just for my cat frends.
A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
posted by Skeezix at 8/05/2006 11:37:00 AM


I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.





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6 Comments:
It made me very hungry. This could be because I blew chunks this morning and my Person cleaned it up before I had a chance to eat it again, but it could also just be the movie. Good job!
birds - yum. i wonder if they all taste like chick-hen
Are those berds what yoo look at during the day? That is soooo neet!
We used to have pejuin berd on the cat tv stairs but my lady's landlord made us get rid of the berd fud. Yoo must not have a lord looking over yer land cause yoo have yummy-looking berds.
Yes, theze are sum of the berds I look at all day long. I don't know wut a landlord is, but my Food Lady gits to put out as much berdie food as she wants. It makes lots of berdies come by evry day.
Wow oh wow oh wow Skeezix. We gots those yeller berds, too. Goldfishes! We gots loud blue birds, but they're a different J than yurs. I lurve watchin those yellow goldfishes. I could watch them all day. Last winter, a squirrel stole the bag of seed fur the goldfishes! I fink it was hopin the bag would stay full in its nest.
That's a wonderful birdie movie, specially for the cats that don't have bird feeders by their windows.
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