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Just take a look at this very very brave cat, hoo obviusly has HAD IT with the vishus deer terrurizing its nayburhood, and has desided to strike back. SEE YA, BAMBI!!! GO FLUFFY! I don't think I cood ever git to the point ware I wuz that brave, tho, becuz the vishus deer cood eet me in one gulp.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh! What a brave kitty! Go kitty go!
Mommy said when she was livin in the armpit of the... what Mommy?... oh, I's not sposed to say that... well she was livin in the mountains, she haded two lil kitties and they were furry brave. They would chase the vishus deers and jump on their backs! Can you believe it? Wow! I'd bee way too skeered to mess wif the vishus deers too.
~~ Sanjee
WOW!!!! I'd like to have seen that!
Brave brave kitty! we has nefurr seen any vishus deers, just vishus groundhogs. and UFO's
If I find the viscious deer that has been plaguing our house, I just might get the nerve to do the same thing! Those viscious deer need to learn their place! They just can't think they can walk all over us!
I love this picture! I actually have this picture saved in my computer! So funny! That kitty taught that vishus deer a lesson! :)
Oh, wow! What a great cat! And LOOK at his counter! He's chased away ofur 1,000 deer! That's amost a squillion!
Wow, VT, yoo reely have an eegul eye to spot the counter! That's a lot of vishus deer!
Hey, Meezers -- what are vishus growndhogs and UFOs???? Is this sumthing I shood be werried abowt?
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