My dear good frend Bravely Sir Robin reports that
Cheeto and
Mona are the winners of the Skeezix the Cat MeowMix Howse Contest. Congratulayshuns! Heer's whut yoo need to do:
- Go to the Skeezix the Cat store.
- Pick out any item in the store.
- Emale me with the URL of the item and yer address (I alreddy have Mona's address).
- If it's sumthing yoo ware, tell me the size. (I won't tell the innernet whut size yoo got).
- Sit bak and wate for the man in the bloo shorts to deliver it to yer doorstep.
Bravely and
Victor: I'll send yoo a consolayshun prize (that's the prize the loozers git) for being runnerz up.
Emale me with yer address, and I'll send yoo yer prize.
Thank yoo for a very fun contest, even tho poor Opry didn't win!
Congratulayshuns Cheeto & Mona!
http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2006/08/congratulayshuns-cheeto-mona.html
8 Comments:
Hey, Skeezix! Fanks fur the fun contest. I nefur thot I'd get second place. So much fur no one wantin poor Zen! Mom helped me send you my address... she said the guy in the blue shorts wouldn't unnerstand what I wrote. Beans!
Concatulations Cheeto and Mona!
Skeezix, you're so creative thinking up this contest and your poles. You're a fun cat!
Purrrrrs,
Boni
PS Does the Food Ladey have any gun moll clothes?
Deer Boni,
I don't know if the Food Lady has any gun moll clothes. She duz have sumthing called "chaps" wich have a nice smell and frinjey stuff down the sides, but I don't think that's whut gun molls ware.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, I new Cisco wuld take it all!!! Just like VTC I'm going to have my lady help me rite to yoo so the blu short guy knows who we are!
Skeezix-
I think I get a trip to the baaahaamas fur winning (thats what prizes on teevee shows always are). Wuld yoo like to join me if it fur two kitties? We can pick up ladie cats while lieing in the sun twogethur.
Cheeto
Cheeto, I don't know abowt pikking up ladey cats. Are they hevvy? Since I'm a skinny runt, I can't pik up anything too hevvy.
Lying in the sun sownds nice. I'll have to find sum SPF100 sunblok, tho, becuz I'm kind of an albino.
Hey Skeezix, I'll email you my address though I dunno; even though I'm a loser, I don't think I need a constipation present, my turds are alright, thank you...
I'm going to see if I can trade my baahaamaas trip fur a mug with yer pichtur on it. That way yoo wont have to pick up anything or buy spf100 loshin.
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