A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
holy scared!! good fing we don't has those near us!
Thats horribale. We'd bettur watch that show so the vishus deer dont take away our peeple!
We nevur new the vishus deer sownded like an inglesh lady. She seems so nice in the begining but shes vishus!
Gud thing yoo sent this.
oh gosh, skeezix--we really weren't believers before but we are now. we will be on the lookout!! thanks for the warning.
nels, ed, nitro & xing
I's too skeered to watch it.
*hidin under the bed*
~~Sanjee
we'z all huddled togefur tremblin! yur so right 'bout vishus deer - that was horry-bull!
Rosie and Cheeto -
I was reely surprised, too, that the vishus deer had an inglesh aksent like Merry Poppins. I think that is a rooze they use to git yoo to trust them before they make yer peeple disappeer.
Wow, so deer sound like Mary Poppins? I didn't even know they could talk! I wonder if they have blogs too??
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