A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Sorry, Mona. Ellis got the boot, so it's down to the Finul Three: Cheeto, Bravely Sir Robin and VT are still in the running in Skeezix's MeowMix House contest. Don't forgit! There's also a prize for the popular vote award winner. Voting has ended for that, so toon in this Friday nite to find out hoo wins! Heer are the Finul Three:
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Drop by and visit, it's our one year annerversarry today. Yippee
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Oh, no. If Victor wins, he'll be bouncin off the walls. I wonder if I can intervene to make sure Zen is ousted next... I better go to the Meowmix House website and see what I can do about this...
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