Git Well, Rosie & Cheeto's Ladey!
Heer is my Git Well card for Rosie and Cheeto's Lady.
I was very sad to heer that Rosie and Cheeto's lady ate stones this week and got very sik. I herd frum Mao and Rocky that many yeers ago, The Food Lady had a illness cauzed frum stones, but she was lukky and got operated on by the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain, hoo got the stones out and she was better in less than one day. Rocky wished the Food Lady didn't git better so qwik becuz the Food Lady's mommy came to take care of her, and the Food Lady's mommy gave him and Mao lots and lots of extra treets and food. I don't think the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain werks at Bullevard Pet Hospital, becuz I think the vet man just helps animuls, not Food Ladys. Rocky thinks the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain werks in San Fransisko, wich sownds like ware Rosie and Cheeto liv. Rocky sed the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain also took out stones frum Albert Brooks, the moovey star, becuz Albert Brooks is his suninlaw. Mao sez Rocky gosips too much. The fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain is so fameus, he's in Wikipedia. I still wish I was in Wikepedia.
Anyway, Rosie and Cheeto, yoo shood tell yer lady to go see the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Schlain to make her better. Unless she's alreddy better, wich wood be the best thing of all.
Mao also has a Git Well card on his blog. Win we play dokter, he's the nurse and I'm the dokter. He duzn't like playing nurse, but he duzn't have a dokter outfit.
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You have such impressive ears, what did you do with them, are they still under the cap? You would look wonderful in pink earrings, you sure have the ears for them.
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Skeezix-
Yoo are the bestest frend EVER! our lady still has the stone in her tummy but we are forchunate she didnt swallow a big one. She was luking for a gud doctur on short notice and she didnt even think to ask our innernet frends! How silly of her.
We were told once peeple eat stone once they might do it again in the futchur. If she does than we will send her to the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shalain.
Thank yoo Thank yoo Thank yoo...yoo made our lady so happy!!!
Yer frends furrevur,
Rosie & Cheeto
furry nice git well card! almost makes us wanna git sick so's we could git one too.
Grr, midnight and Cocoa-
Vary Vary tempting to get such a cul card frum skeezix and mao but dont let yer peeple swallow stones!!
Our lady had to go to the eee-rrr (which is kinda like a peeple's vet fur big deal emergancies). Not vary nice!
ack-shully, our Lady has stones in her gall bladder an they's been there fur at least 14 years. she says she wayz so much on account of she's got rocks in her. not much but sumtimes it bothers her a whole lot but she sez the horry-bull pain goes away after 8 hours. she was 'posta do sumfin 'bout it one time but she didn't an so 'parently she's stoopid. maybe we'll put the bitey on her till she gets her big butt ta the human VET
I asked the Food Lady abowt her stones and abowt the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain, and she sed that she swallowed Golly Stones. The other kind are Kid Me Stones. She had to go to eee-ar many times. She sed if she'd known how eezy and painliss the serjery was, she wood have had the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain do her operayshun abowt six munths sooner. She sed she was owt jogging two days after the operayshun --- that's just how good the the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain is. Thare was no pane afterward. And no disfigyuring skars.
Rocky sez if yoo go to eee-rr to "make shoor yoo git the morfeen and not lame-ass darvasett." (I know that is a bad werd, but it's a direkt qwote.)
Oh, I almost forgot. The fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain is the hed of lap serjery at Californeeyuh Pasifik Medikul Senter. I hope I got all that rite.
Yer lady is vary nowledgabule. I asked our lady what stones she had and she said thay were kid me stones. whatevur, we will nevur understand why peeple eat them?! Shes back to noormal eggsept she goes to the peeple litter box a lot so its hard to sleep with her. She says that to much infurmashun but we dont care.
My lady googled the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shalains and was vary impressed with his creedenshuls and Californeeyuh Pasifik Medikul Senter was the er-arr she went too!!
Yoo can tell Rocky the gutter cat she had tons of morfene and was so silly acting when she got home.
Weve only been city cats fur a year so we enjoy lurning frum others who know importunt city things! Be sure thank yer fud lady and rocky fur the advice.
Rosie and Cheeto
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