I've been tagged!

I've been tagged by my best frends the Meezers, Kismet and HOT(m)BC. These are the roolz:

Post 5 weird things/habits about yourself. Choose 5 cats to be tagged and list their names. The cats who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

So, heer are the 5 weird things abowt myself, plus 2 bonus weird things. Yoo be the judge of how weird they are.

1. I kiss Mr Tasty Face's Tasty Face evry singul day, and I put my arms tite arownd his nek to hold his hed in place wile I do it. I never ever lik the Food Lady's Face becuz thare's sumthing just not rite abowt that.
2. When I run, my back legs duck paddle outward, wich I am told makes it funny to watch me run frum behind. But I don't know how else to run. At leest I don't run like a gerl, wich is how Bill Gates runs.
3. I don't like treets. I don't get the hole catnip thing. I have no vices. I am pyure. (By cat standerds, yoo have to admit this makes me kind of weird.)
4. I burrow. Even win it's a millyun degreze outside, I burrow deep under the bed cuvers and the kwilt to sleep.
5. I love my tinsel wand. But without the peeple working it, it duzn't moove. So I have a speshul pathetic yowl I developed that I yooze win I sit in frunt of Mr Tasty Face and say, "MAKE IT GO!" And he does. I've tot Mr Tasty Face lots of tricks like that. I'm pritty good at teeching peeple tricks. It's a gift.
6. I have a pakking tape fetish. I love love love it. I go to the shelf ware the tape roller sits, and I lick it and lick it. I chek it out sevrul times a day just to make shoor it's okay. And if I heer the pakking tape being ript frum the roller, no matter ware I am, I come running.
7. I also run to the printer masheen anytime sumthing gits printed. I stik my pointy rat nose into ware the paper comes out, and sumtimes I stik my paw up inside to help the paper along. The last thing makes the Food Lady upset becuz she's afrade the printer will eet me.

And here are the weird things abowt my peeple:

1. Win she sleeps at nite, the Food Lady makes sownds frum her mouth like a train running thru the howse. This is why Mr Tasty Face puts blue blobby things in his eers before he goze to sleep. And the train in the Food Lady's mouth evidently leeves some stinkeys behind becuz in the morning, she has sumthing called "morning breth" wich makes my noze hairs kurl.
2. Mr Tasty Face sez over and over agin that he is not a cat persun. But he is the one hoo plays with me many hours evry day with my tinsel wand in my Whirly*Pop clubhouse, and he's the one hoo uzhually kleens my poop.
3. They both hog the compyooters so much it's hard to get time in to blog. (My big bruther Mao and Rocky the Gutter Cat have this problim too.) They do sumthing called "werk" wich is what pays for the Fancy Feest. They do the werk almost all the time except win thare sleeping.
4. DO NOT try to git the Food Lady to do anything in the morning before she's had her coffee. Coffee is their "go-juice." It also makes the Food Lady nicer to be arownd.
5. The Food Lady has a lot of fur on her hed, but it is long insted of short, and it goes down to her tummy. Mr Tasty Face only has a little fur on his hed. It's almost as short as my fur, but dark and kind of wavey. Both of them have pink pawpads.
6. Mr Tasty Face does NOT have bloo eyes.

Now what cat bloggers are left for me to tag hoo hasn't alreddy been tagged??? Bravely Sir Robin, Kaze the Cat, Zeus, Latte the Meezer and Princess Mia.

I've been tagged!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2006/08/ive-been-tagged.html