Mr Sqwerl Comes to Visit
Today, I herd an animul in the tree outside my window. I neerly wet my pants thinking it cood be a vishus deer coming to eet me, but then I saw it was my frend, Mr Sqwerl. We had a stare-down. This is a moovey of that.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
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- Name: Skeezix the Cat
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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10 Comments:
Skeezix looks very cute! I loved your short movie...
I espeshully like how nice and big your ears look from behind.
I loved the video. Thank you for participating in this weeks WCB.
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wow. that's what a sqwerl looks like up close- we don't has sqwerls in our back yard, because we don't has trees in our backyard.
Another great moovie, Skeezix! We has sqwerls that sumtimes come up to the windows, too. Here's one. It didn't blink, either. And I tried really hard not to.
By the way, never haf a staring contest wif a fish. Know why?
Wow, I bet Samuel L. is jealous of your acting skills if you can stare down a squirrel! Weren't you scared??
You was vurry brave Skeezix. Did you know that sqwerls can be more vishus than vishus deer? They's got froe shus teef.
You's got the biggest ears we's effur seen, can you fly wiv them? We likes them though, they makes you look cute.
Hi Skeezix! We never seen one of them skwerls before! We get lots of other critters in our yard though. We're going to put your link on our site! Come by and visit sometime!
Kimo & Sabi
You did good Skeezix, not letting Mr Sqwerl make you blink!
Purrrrrs,
Boni
Wow, you were really brave not to blink. I love your ears, they look exactly like mine. Are you sure we aren't related somehow?
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