My nite walk
I wint for a littul nite walk on the harniss last nite. Win it's nite it's very dark owtside. I wore my faverit shert, the Prince shert with the dimunds that my best frend Kismet gave me.
At ferst I was terrifide becuz as yoo all know, the vishus deer come looking for cats to eet at nite. But then I figyerd that Mr Tasty Face wood not let the vishus deer eet me, so I kalmed down a littul. Ferst, we wint out and dropped by Rocky's howse to visit. We sat in the gutter for a wile. Rocky duzn't espeshully like drop-in visitors, but the Food Lady pikked him up and held him on her sholder and scratched his nek like he likes, and then he didn't mind so much having to visit with us.
We watched this thing called the "moon" come up in the sky. The moon is what the sun is called at nite win the sky is black. Ixcept the moon duzn't make the sidewalk hot like the sun duz. When the moon came all the way up, it was almost as lite as the daytime.
Sumtimes, at nite, the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face take this long toob out into the nite and look at the moon and satern and jupitur and marz thru the toob, and then they make yeranus jokes and talk abowt asstronumey*. I don't understand all of that yet. Maybe win I go to skool I'll lern more.
We walked a littul ways down the street, and Rocky followed, staying in the gutter. He duzn't like to walk on the sidewalk or in the street, just in the gutter. Heez kind of like my bodygard. I notist that on top of the telefone poles at nite there are these little suns that make the sidewalk very lite, like in the day, but not hot, just lite. So I cood see evrything almost as good as I can see during the day.
I snifft evrything I cood sniff and then we walked back to Rocky's howse wich is rite outside my howse. And then I wint inside my house and the Food Lady took off my harniss. It was a good walk.
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* I'm not shoor if that's a bad werd or not, since the ferst part is on my list of bad werds, but the rest of the werd is not. In any case, I'm qwoting them direktly.
At ferst I was terrifide becuz as yoo all know, the vishus deer come looking for cats to eet at nite. But then I figyerd that Mr Tasty Face wood not let the vishus deer eet me, so I kalmed down a littul. Ferst, we wint out and dropped by Rocky's howse to visit. We sat in the gutter for a wile. Rocky duzn't espeshully like drop-in visitors, but the Food Lady pikked him up and held him on her sholder and scratched his nek like he likes, and then he didn't mind so much having to visit with us.
We watched this thing called the "moon" come up in the sky. The moon is what the sun is called at nite win the sky is black. Ixcept the moon duzn't make the sidewalk hot like the sun duz. When the moon came all the way up, it was almost as lite as the daytime.Sumtimes, at nite, the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face take this long toob out into the nite and look at the moon and satern and jupitur and marz thru the toob, and then they make yeranus jokes and talk abowt asstronumey*. I don't understand all of that yet. Maybe win I go to skool I'll lern more.
We walked a littul ways down the street, and Rocky followed, staying in the gutter. He duzn't like to walk on the sidewalk or in the street, just in the gutter. Heez kind of like my bodygard. I notist that on top of the telefone poles at nite there are these little suns that make the sidewalk very lite, like in the day, but not hot, just lite. So I cood see evrything almost as good as I can see during the day.
I snifft evrything I cood sniff and then we walked back to Rocky's howse wich is rite outside my howse. And then I wint inside my house and the Food Lady took off my harniss. It was a good walk.
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* I'm not shoor if that's a bad werd or not, since the ferst part is on my list of bad werds, but the rest of the werd is not. In any case, I'm qwoting them direktly.
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7 Comments:
you're going to skool? cats can do that? hey MOM! we want to go to skool like Skeezix and study the moon and stuff!
you have to post pictures of the prince shirt AND the tiara!
As for pickup lines, I don't really have too many. One that would work nice for you is "I'm a rare breed...you're a rare breed...why don't we breed?" But you might have some explaining to do when she realizes you don't have any balls.
I'll have a serving of Uranus...(pause)...with the mango salsa, please.
Kizmet, I have a goodie sack, it's just not very, um, robust. Or funkshunul. I've been told sum ladeys like that.
Oh, Bravely, yoo crak me up!!!!
When do you go to school, Skeezix? Have you gotten all of your school supplies? You're going to have so much fun!
As for those jokes, you never know with those homo sapiens. They just have an odd sense of humor. I don't think it could be that bad since when I asked my human pet about it, she just snickered.
Well, I've bin after the Food Lady to by me crayolas and a lunch box, but she hasn't yet. My big bruther Mao sez that if I do go to skool, I'll git to ride the short bus. Duz anybuddy know if I have to ride inside my plastik prizzin box win I ride inside the short bus? So far, no crayolas, no lunch box. But I think thare's plenty of time before skool starts.
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